D'Anne and I have been having an ongoing discussion about our political affiliation ... and have decided to change our registration to Democrat. These are the top 10 reasons why ....
10) In reality .... I invented the Internet
9) We love to sleep late .... and sit around all day watching Oprah and eating chocolate bon-bons
8) I love my horse and want to marry him ... I love my new Mustang too .... maybe I could marry my car too ... yea, that's it ... I will marry my car and then I might not have to insure it ... yea, that's it ... if I marry my car maybe I could convince the President to cover my car insurance under his National Health Insurance Program ..... YEA, THAT'S THE TICKET!
7) We thrive on standing in long lines .... so we can spend all day applying for food stamps .... and welfare .... extended unemployment benefits ..... and
6) I am looking forward to testing out the new Prius ... and the challenge of figuring out how to use it to tow my mini-excavator and bobcat to the job site .... HEY, wait a minute ... this won't be as big of a challenge when I quit my job and let the government take care of me and my family ...
5) We won't have to worry about that whole "Praying in School" thing .... and that is a lot better anyway .... you know all that chanting, ritual sacrifice and incense burning gives us a headache anyway!
4) I am VERY concerned that the Alaskan Moose may become endangered and I really love the Alaskan Moose .... HEY ... Maybe I could marry the moose too! You know those crazy Alaskans .... Some of them actually kill all their own food!
3) I am also VERY concerned about Global Warming ... you know the whole Inconvenient Truth thing. I am sure those people who can't accurately tell me if it is going to rain tomorrow .... or give me more than 7 minutes warning before a twister can accurately predict what will happen to our planet in several hundred years! HEY ... WAIT A MINUTE ... when I was in High School in the late 70"s they told me the world was going into a second ICE AGE .... WHAT HAPPENED? It's O.K. because I enjoy the beach as much as snow skiing so I am set up either way!
2) We are more concerned for the welfare of Serial Killers, Death Row inmates and lab animals than we are for the lives of Unborn Children ... HEY, wait a minute ... If we become Democrats we will never have to worry about taking responsibility for our actions ... ever again ... and we can let the government worry about spending our money ... because they can spend it way better than we can anyway! WAY COOL!!
1) We will choose Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi over Sean Hannity and Sarah Palin? HEY... WAIT A MINUTE ... Sean Hannity and Sarah Palin are way TOO good lookin' for us to choose Harry and Nancy over them .... O.K. this is the DEAL BREAKER .... We're not changing after all!
NEVER MIND!
"Government is not the solution to our problems; government is the problem." - Ronald Reagan, Inaugural Address 1981.
"Don't blame me .... I voted for the other guy!!"
Don't blame me, I voted for teh American.
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ReplyDeleteNo, I take that back, all political parties suck. They shouldn't call them parties, for they are not fun and exciting; rather, they should call them funerals because they are all sad and depressing.
You are right .... Both parties do suck. But when we introduce a third party with a viable candidate, the third party candidate just splits the vote and causes a mess! Look at 1992 when Ross Perot, a very viable candidate the first time he ran, got a large percentage of the conservative vote .... and single handedly handed the White House to Bill Clinton.
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